My wife thinks that we need to install hands free soap dispensers in our house. I told her that those are only in public places and that we are fine to use soap that we have to pump. She explained that our kids have so many guests that come over, she would just feel better about having the soap dispensers and then she would know that they are clean and no one has gotten their germs all over them.

This is the same lady who makes everyone take a squirt of purell, before entering the house. She does not care who they are, she just does it. My boss came over to dinner a few weeks ago and she met him at the door with her famous bottle of purell. I wanted to crawl under the couch, but he commented that with all the colds and flus going around, you can never be too careful and he thought that it was a great idea.

I am not quite sure what she will do next, to keep germs away. I am just hoping that it does not involve a big plastic bubble or some sort of body disinfecting spray. I would have to put my foot down and stop the madness.